I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
SOMEBODY
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
PLEASE.
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO PLAY A CHARACTER
HE COULD JUST BE HIMSELF
SO PISSED OFF ABOUT VAMPIRES THAT HE STARTS HUNTING THEM FOR REAL
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
my dad went out to buy milk. that was seven hours ago
i think i have to pick up where he left offShopping with people, buying things
the family checklist
How would someone tell Will.i.am that they were pregnant? Will.i.am pregnant or Will.i.am I am pregnant.
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
I’m this close to dropping out of school and cooking meth in an RV
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the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
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